Starlets tempting fate by gloating about personal life
Kristen Stewart, Carrie Underwood and Stacy Keibler lead the charge
Driver, to the nearest forest! There's a bunch of VIPs who need to knock on wood before they learn that pride does, in fact, come before a fall.
First pick-up is Snow White and the Huntsman actress Kristen Stewart, who is just begging to be cut down to size after whining about her "perfect" life during a recent Elle interview, which included the lines "Why is everything so easy for me?" and "I just want someone to f*ck me over!"
Life would have caught up with the 22-year-old eventually, but now Stewart has pretty much guaranteed an imminent bad hand by inviting the world to take her down. Doting boyfriend Robert Pattinson may even think he's doing her a favour by ripping her heart to threads! And everyone knows you don't get nearly as much sympathy when you ask for it.
Next up along this route is country superstar Carrie Underwood, who has been busy tempting fate by getting overly cocky about NHL hubby Mike Fisher's faithfulness. "I don't have to worry about Mike," the 30 year-old boasts in the June issue of Glamour. "I don't think twice. He's going out? I don't care; it doesn't bother me. I don't bat an eye."
At least in Underwood's case, if she ends up eating crow someday, there will be a wealth of cheating hearts material to keep her going well into the next decade.
And the final stop is Stacy Keibler and George Clooney's house. What, you didn't hear?
The WWE diva turned First Lady of Hollywood managed to drop her cohabitation with Clooney into a conversation about Barak Obama at a recent charity run. "To have the President at our house was such an unbelievable honour," she gloated to reporters. "I would say that there is such an energy and a presence, and I felt almost speechless."
Remember how Elisabetta Canalis told an Italian magazine she wanted marriage and babies and then Clooney turned around and gave her a one-way ticket back to Milan? Clearly Keibler isn't afraid to stir the pot a little with the commitment-shy bachelor, but it wouldn't be a shock if her ballsy move pushed him right out the door.
Country singer LeAnn Rimes should really be forest-bound too for all that nauseating talk about her charmed life with husband Eddie Cibrian but she could just save the trip and tap on her head.