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Not only does Ben Affleck star in one of fall's must-see movies, Argo, but he also directs. For many, juggling this dual-role would be a handful, but as Affleck told Jimmy Fallon, directing himself wasn't quite the handful you'd expect: "It's a little bit like masturbation, Jimmy. You gotta know what you want. You know what I mean? Where you're going. It's intuitive."

In other Ben Affleck gonads news -- yes, there's more of it -- the star also stopped by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and clarified comments made by his wife Jennifer Garner about his "wonder sperm." He told Leno, "What she meant was 'wonder member.' I have a 'wonder piece' -- a 'wonder johnson.' I'm trying to do it on TV. It's a PG [show]."

Oct 25, 2012 11:40PM
I say if ARNIE was a REAL man he would have OWNED up to his COWARD like behaviour after 25 years of marriage!;BUT;like THE coward he is decided to quiver in his GUILT.Man do I feel for his EX WIFE.I hope she does better next time.
Oct 26, 2012 1:10AM
Just another republican stooge speaking from both sides of his mouth...
Oct 26, 2012 1:02PM
It doesn't matter what these people say and do, the end result is they end up making more money over it because the general public is so obsessed with "famous" people. If we made out children and families the bigger center of our universe and spent less time on this crap, then maybe the whole pazael wouldn't be such a big deal!!!
Oct 26, 2012 12:50PM
 i sincerely hope arnold can find a way to make up for lost time with his child he had previously denied. that should be arnold's priorty. and hopefully arnold's other children will accept this child without ill feelings, because the child did nothing wrong and is their sibling. looking forward to hearing about this family bonding.
Oct 26, 2012 3:51AM

I think Demi Moore is much hotter!


Demi taught Ashton how to be a man, I think Ashton failed that life lesson. 

Oct 26, 2012 11:59AM
I think the ring he is wearing says it all.    Skull, the advertisement for LUCIFER.  I guess his contract ran out, like most of these Hollywood fools!

Oct 26, 2012 12:26PM
pleaseeeeeee....like all of you writing quotes here are saints... what he has done within the confine of his marriage is no people business than his and his wife........its easy to judge others,,,, let Maria (and Arnie) decide what will be the fate of their relationship.....
Oct 26, 2012 10:54AM
Grow up little boy.  You get married and cheat on your wife, shame on you.  Your old enough to know better.  DO you expect your kids to care for you when they know what your really like.  Your a real male creep!!!!
Oct 26, 2012 9:35AM
Not impressed with him anymore and feel sad for his family.  Maybe he couldn’t deal with his so called celebrity!!
Oct 26, 2012 10:23AM
You are nothing but a big fat liar! Shame on you, for mistreating your wife and children, as well as your son with your maid! You obviously were never there for your son either were you!
Oct 26, 2012 2:59PM
Oct 26, 2012 3:28PM

I am not making excuses for European Men and i am aware that it has been a very long time since Arnold lived among the Austrian peoples for that matter but the fact remains that Europeans usually have a much more lax attitude towards sex and extramarital affairs than North American Men who have been raised with a more puritanical attitude towards these same issues that Europeans mostly but not all feel not as incensed over or as passionate about ....

Now that i made that commentary the fact remains only from my own observations that European Men hold a double standard when it comes to their Women who many but not all feel that their Women cannot engage in these same extramarital activities so the issue is in itself prejudiced and sexist for their culture has been established much longer than here in a kind of Parisian breezy devil may care way of live and let live Maybe that is why they live longer than us who knows ?

Either way i can see Arnold wondering why the press and public have become so enraged over this while he himself is remorseful but at the same time bewildered and possibly thinks that hey this will all die down and Maria will return eventually A true Germanic in every sense of the word ! Thankyou

Oct 26, 2012 12:23PM
Who give a rats ass men are not suppose to stay with one person their whole live anyways... I wish the world would stop dumbing down their people by thinking 75% of the masses care what happening in these people lives.. I would rather read about good change in this world then have media push this pseudo royal sycophant logic on this world if I wanted to view others issues I would become a dotor.. think of new topic's.. like over 60 young women killing themself over online bullying maybe.. or how at this point it seems as though my Mum burned her bra for no reason.. as fake lips and boobs and Arnie sex life is more important then this or over 60 young women under the ages of 18 that took their lives this year do to hating themself and their bodies.. tell these people to get help not to have their people push this **** on the world... WHAT A JOKE
Oct 26, 2012 6:01PM

What "Laim-Brain" gives a Fiddeler's F--- about Any "star" that BREATH'S----Do they care about YOU !!--no   just YOU being "STUPID ENOUGH" to care & PAY MONEY so they can LIVE MILLIONAIR'S  while you bust your but to pay RENT.    You are STUPID !!!!!


Oct 26, 2012 11:59AM

hey stay off the hard drugs your mess up


Oct 26, 2012 12:01PM

stay off the hard drugs your mess up


Oct 26, 2012 6:25PM
Arnold is a disgusting pig!!! his poor wife, who loved and supported him must have been heart broken, when she heard that he was having a pj party with someone else.  Really Maria Shriver is far too good looking to be with someone as ugly as him.  She can and will do sooooo much better!!!

Oct 26, 2012 10:58PM

Arnold, I feel your pain. I know how very awful you must feel living a life of duplicity with a winner and a loser. As much as I feel terrible for the pain you feel, I feel more pain for the wife who has been so horribly betrayed. Had there not been a child, you probably would have perpetuated this nastiness and needless to say .............. sometimes in the same bed shared with your beautiful and elegant wife (and maybe this is what irks her the most). Too many of us, esp., women have been there and just cannot understand why any man would put their health, family and relationship at such astronomical risk? Is it so difficult to make the decision not to 'open ones fly'? Where does integrity, loyalty, committment and common decency come into play when a man (woman to a lesser extent) has to make a decision 'not to eat from that tree'. Arnie, you have let down many. I do hope you are apologizing to your children, esp., your son (s) profusely ............ everyday. Maria, I feel for you but may God give you strength. 

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