Morrissey


Animals apparently don't like Morrissey as much as he likes them. ...Well, one dog, at least.

Apparently Mozza was recently attacked in England by a dog that had not heard all the trumpeting the former Smiths singer does about animal rights.

Morrissey fan site True To You (which will probably be Moz' public enemy #2 after Morrissey Solo when he hears it's reported on this little incident) reports that the Mozfather "sustained hand and arm injuries recently after being attacked..." For some reason he was sent to a hospital in Malmo, Sweden, which told him he'd actually fractured the index finger on his right hand.

None of Morrissey's upcoming shows have been affected by the injury, presumably because he has three other fingers and a thumb on the hand in question, and another hand he can use to hold a microphone. Plus, if anyone pisses him off, he doesn't need to point at them using his index finger, and can always just put the middle one up in protest, instead.

The only thing that would have been more ironic would have been a seal biting him. A Canadian one. 'Cause... you know.

You can see Morrissey (with or without a bandage, we don't know) here:

July 11 Copenhagen, Denmark @ Operaen
July 13 Aarhus, Denmark @ Voxhall
July 14 Helsingborg, Sweden @ Sundsparian
July 16 Hultsfred, Sweden @ Hultsfredfestivalen
July 18 Berlin, Germany @ Zitadelle Spandau
July 21 Vienna, Austria @ Konzerthaus
July 22 Krakow, Poland @ Studio Club
July 24 Warsaw, Poland @ Stodola Club
July 27 Cork, Ireland @ Savoy Theatre
July 29-30 Dublin, Ireland @ Vicar Street
Aug. 1 Isle Of Man, England @ Douglas Royal Hall
Aug. 4 Lokeren, Belgium @ Lokerse Feesten
Aug. 5 Eindhoven, Netherlands @ Muziekgebouw
Aug. 7 London, England @ 02 Academy Brixton
Aug. 8 London, England @ Palladium