Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had to time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friends

--Insane Clown Posse, "Santa's A Fat B***h"

Looks like someone got coal in their stocking one too many times. Insane Clown Posse's Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope take Santa to task for skipping over the ghetto on their Christmas single "Santa's A Fat B***h." While the way the message is delivered is a tad vulgar, the sentiment that Santa tends to skip over the poor is received loud and clear ("I ain't hearing jingle bells / I ain't hearing nothing / Ain't smelling no turkey / Sure as hell ain't no stuffing").

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