Question: on which planet can a singer pee on an underage girl, film it and still not get arrested? Answer: this one! After settling three lawsuits for inappropriate conduct with underage girls, crooner and sex symbol R. Kelly was arrested by Chicago police after a tape of the singer urinating on an underage girl leaked on the internet in 2002.
Miraculously Kelly proved more slippery than the courts thought and eventually got off relatively scot-free. He is now free to continue partying, then after-partying, though he's been warned to cut down on the post-afterparty hotel lobby celebrations.