We've dusted off our crystal ball to make some wild predictions

Outside of the Grammys, Coachella and that ultimate boy band tour with 98 Degrees, NKOTB and Boyz II Men (eek!), the Super Bowl's halftime show is one of the biggest events in the music calendar. For fifteen fleeting minutes, non-football fans can tune in and watch the over-the-top pop culture extravaganza, which will this year star Beyoncé, Queen of all Bootyliciousness and girl who runs this motha world.

We'd be happy if they scrapped the entire sausage-fest game and just skipped straight to the halftime show -- there's really no reason for a Beyoncé concert to be hiding in a football game anyway -- however, independent women, survivors, single ladies and everyone in between will have to count down the touchdowns before Bey takes to the stage. Only then will her meticulously planned, jelly-laden, lip-sync-free (we hope) set finally be revealed, but if you can't wait until then, we’ve dusted off our crystal ball to make some wild predictions and haphazard guesses of things to come...