July 20, 2010 2:29 PM | By Ben Carrozza
Sour notes: Worst lyrics ever

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"Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her,
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater"
--Warrant, "Cherry Pie"

Pulling the old food-equals-sex metaphor is a time honoured tradition -- don't even get us started on Shakespeare and his whole figs fetish -- but Warrant takes the cake - or is that pie? (bazinga!) Seriously though, dudes, there's being cheeky and then there's just being a douchebag. But judging from all the hair products and bandanas, you're probably cool on which side of the fence you're on, right?

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Aug 31, 2012 9:08AM
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actually it is said that the irony behind the song Ironic was in fact that none of it was ironic at all. Shame on you msn for insulting someone as talented as Alanis
Aug 26, 2012 12:23AM
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Don`t put a hate on Warrant, I love that band and Cherry Pie is one of the best songs came out of the 80`s. So don`t go crazy over lyrics its Just a song. This is what lots of people lived for back then.The same goes with StarShip, VanHalen and MeatLoaf. They all should be placed up with the GODS. LONG LIVE ROCKNROLL.

Sep 3, 2012 10:57PM
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What on earth are they talking about with the Backstreet Boys song? Tragical is a word. It's not used very often, but it is a word. It's in the dictionary.
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