If you thought Toddlers & Tiaras was bad, wait until you get a fake lash eyeful of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Starring Toddlers & Tiaras "superstar" Alana Thompson -- she of Mountain Dew go-go juice and pageant crack guzzling fame -- TLC's latest train wreck introduces the entire Thompson family, who most definitely aren't rednecks: "We've still got all our teeth, don't we?"
Expect plenty of belly flopping in mud, armpit flatulence, and catchphrases a 6-year-old should never repeat -- "A dollar make me holla!" -- because that's pretty much all you need to get a primetime reality show these days. Maybe I'm wrong, but let's stroll down memory lane and check out some other reality TV stars who have, literally, defied reality.
Why is the "learning" channel, catering to the lowest common denominator, instead of showing something that could actually teach someone something.
I'm also back to reading books which I have always enjoyed so my tv viewing is at an all time low.
It disgusts me what these poor kids parents put them through. Dressing them up like 40 yr hookers, getting them to jirate around like $2.00 strippers. What is even worse is that there is enough sick A-holes out there that are watching these pedophile shows to keep them on air. You people are even more digusting than the parents. Shame on the parents, shame on the networks and shame on those who watch. every one of you are pathetic human beings.
ALSO..........this Boo Boo hot mess and her Mother are beyond disgusting. They are the worst of all of them. What is television doing ?????? They are lazy and trying to make money off of garbage shows.........then hoping we will watch it. Advertisers.............look out - we are mad and we are not going to take it ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate shows that exploit young children like T& T. The mothers all look so out of shape and fat and seem to be living their fantasies of being famous through their ****s. This is so wrong!!!.. I think competiion shows have to stop, its so overkill and I don't watch them at all. I think the movie big shots use these people because " the stars" want such outrageous $$ and its easy to hire people from the sticks who will do it for a song. ( pun intended).
I wish there were really good shows to watch but, the quality is just crap.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may have married in total secret, but they wouldn't be the first celebrities who have pulled off such a feat.
Date 14-08-28, Duration 1:22, Views 40550